My reindeers and sleigh are parked outside my Temple of Pains and Pleasures in Fulham, so all you slaves (both established and prospective) will recognise the place. No, you have to come here, my curves will not allow me to slide down your chimney! But Christmas cheer, whatever your desires, await you, maybe a “Spit-Roast” with my chief priest Santino, or some light spanking from my little French maid, when she brings in the mince pies. Of course I shall be your Mistress of Sensuality, ready to strap you onto my big “Bondage Wheel, and give you a spin. You may wish to remain upside down,--it is after all that time of year, while you gaze at yourself in the large mirrors of my Dungeon, and see whether “it” is pointing up or down”.
Santa Claus comes from my native land of Finland, and he will whisper in my ear your innermost fantasies, anything from enforced feminisation to witnessing acts of outrageous cuckoldry. However, do not worry if your tastes are just a simple whipping or caning, or if you wish to recapture your babyhood, I will put you across my knee, take down your pants and give you a good spanking. Go on then! Indulge yourself, after all Christmas is a time for remembering those innocent days of one’s childhood. I can be a stern but caring mother, or your elder girl cousin with her sumptuous breasts, that you admired but could not touch. No, I have not forgotten, my loyal submissives, select a dildo from my extensive array, and let your Goddess do the rest as you feel her divine force deep inside you.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU.